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by Turncoat

She might be going on about this?

 How exactly does that relate to my post?

I can get physically excited over sex easily (well, not always. It depends on how sexually attracted I am to them). It's emotional excitement that I don't feel very often.

Beats me, but she was meaning the female equivalent of not being able to get it up.

 Thanks Turncoat

OK TK how about a story where you as the therapist are counseling Wilful whether to stay or go. And he says and you say . ready, set go. let's see if he stays or runs away. And you can have Luna ask him to stay. and even Sugar Girl and Emily apologize for calling him a passive aggressive pussy so he'll stay....

 I don't know. been looking for the off switch ever since it went on or off. ??? someone said I need to drink, get really drunk. my bf says just take the bottle and whack me in the head a few times.

 I'd rather see someone else start the story for a change.

 Terminator X: Anti-Genesis

In a last desperate attempt to eradicate humanity, in order to stop the cause of all war, toxic pollution, and long crappy posts on Wilful's story threads, the Cyborg's computer-generated intelligence travels back to the beginning of time to interfere, once more, in the most sacred moments of God's Creation.

Model T-6000 "the Silver Snake" is sent to tempt Eve in the Garden. Model Z-2000 "the Silver Spoon" is sent to prevent Buddha from ever teaching. Model X-4000 "the Silver Pieces" are sent to stop Jesus' ministry dead in its tracks. Here is the Biblical history of man, according to Movie Gospel. Written and edited by Thrill Kill, Venator, and a pack of rogue Hacks.

Eve, being the weak bitch that she is, gives in to Model T-6000's charm and eats the apple, forever changing the destiny of humankind. Model T-6000 doesn't give a shit.

Model Z-2000 is a closet gay. The only thing he wants Buddha to teach him is how to suck good cock.

Model X-4000 kills jesus, then re-animates him, and kills him again.

I. Fallout in the Garden

Wilful awoke from his nap in the Garden to find Eve staring. Not at his three inch mini sausage, but at the big Silver Mirror hanging from the tree. "Quit obsessing like a Narcissist" he scolded her, "My hair looks just fine when I wake up in the morning."

But as he approached Eve, her reflection jumped out of the Mirror. Her evil twin stood and stared at him. WTF? Wilful rubbed his eyes, trying to uncross them, but couldn't focus. The Pope warned him he'd go blind if he didn't change his childhood habits.

"The Silver Snake told me everything," said Eve. "Say hello again to your crazy Ex." "Secret Admirer? Wet for Edvard? SlimeyLimey?""No, it's Lillith. Your evil wife from a past life. Who dominated your sorry ass and turned you gay."

"Who? She's a stalker! A demon puppet!" "You lied to me, dipthong! You said I was your first!" Eve slapped Wilful, who then turned, bent over, and offered up both his cheeks. He was taught by Priests that's what the Bible said to do.

It was Lillith's turn. "We are seriously going to fuck you up. When we're done, you won't know pain from pleasure. Or men from women. You'll run like a pussy, but secretly beg everyone to spank you. Who's your Daddy now?"

Lillith and Eve went to work creating the first boy toy in Old Testament history. While the Silver Mirror recorded everything to post on youtube.

Having introduced the sin of pornography, the Silver Snake got humanity kicked out of paradise and banned from facebook, and slithered off into the future, while a drunk mob of psychos took over torturing Wilful, until he admitted he liked it.

 In the future, the snake met Emily the Snake Charmer.  She adopted him as her pet snake and they traveled the internet putting on shows where they danced with fire and brimstone and glowsticks.  He was still a snake though, so he started plotting how to bite her.

The night came when the snake wanted to stab her with venom.  He slithered up to her and raised his head, ready to strike.  Suddenly, Emily started talking about politics! The invisible shield couldn't be pierced by the snake and he broke one of his fangs trying.

Fuck this bitch, he thought.  I don't give a fuck about politics.  So he put on his snakeskin boots that he made out of his father and slithered away.

Emily laughed so hard at hypercube and TK scenes, she tripped and stepped on the broken fang that had just enough poison to kill her. Quick! she told them. Get Venator to help! You have to warn Gautama Buddha he's a target for Termination.
It's too late for me. Go!

But as soon as Venator found out, he came up with his own evil plot. Instead of saving the Buddha, he would let him get poisoned. Then take over his place in history to influence the masses! If humanity was doomed to hell anyway, why not get all the credit? [insert wicked laugh in dolby surround sound]