I most sincerely apologize for demoralizing the whole thread. You have a free cunnilingus on my behalf (with a proper dinner, quality drugs, a proper dance and an exquisite conversation).
Hmmmm... Pass.
Well, since this thread is somewhat derailed:
Nice.
Well now I'm curious. Do you get the urge to do terrible things to Nigella Lawson? Pic for reference when I'm not on my phone bc the image window and the chat window are killing each other.
Nigella... She is the perfect woman. Her husband must be one lucky, and no doubt, obese guy.
She cant be that good-a-cook for her ex husband to throttle her in public. They're now divorced. Rumour has it, his eggs wernt fluffy enough in the morning. Rumour starter told me so.
Happy birthday!
Oh I meant to leave this also. Happy Birthday!
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