You're making a fool of yourself. lol
Oh totally. You've got me there. Been admiring her ever since the wish game thread she posted where she played so skillfully. Such depth, and such a master of the English language, how couldn't I fall prey to her captivating features and constant streams of internet test results?
I've been writing fanfic ever since about being the partner in crime she mentioned related to one of her murder fantasies. It's how I can even muster the strength to get myself out of bed. Life would simply be too depressing otherwise.
It's also why I began to refer to her as a soft teddy bear, it's my nickname for her in my fantasies. I proxy her for a teddy bear with a lubed surgical glove stuffed in a hole at the bottom of it when I need to pleasure myself. 
The only cock here is the one arbitrarily tossing around grandiose claims of inside intelligence. Want to hear something funny mate? Up to this point, I have actually maintained a grudging respect for you're ability to remain ruthless whilst maintaining an air of humility. So much so that displaying your inherent stupidity on this post has actually pissed me off. I feel cheated.
Make no mistake about it champ, you are NOT the enlightened individual you are so clumsily attempting to project right now. Far from it actually. Unfortunately for you, in this instance, you're just one more narcissistic forum geek struggling to understand why a stranger would want to walk into his home and kick him in the nuts.
What a fucking debacle...