Let's host this in a state that does not prohibit concealed carry..
That's the least of your worries. Sugadude uses her bubble gum to suffocate her targets, Edvard bores them to death with his histrionic sock puppet ramblings...we are an invent bunch around here you see. Edison would be so proud.
key word: not
There is no one in here I would want to beat up. Real life is different. I should make a list.
Yes.
Edvard, just because he thinks he's tough shit. After I sufficiently beat his ass, I'd offer him a drink...
Not to ease away his pain, but to thin out his blood and make him bleed to death. Bravo, my friend.
no
by sLiMeYliMeY So sugardude and B from prisioner cell block want to punch each other in the face. Great. No, I'd just spike her drink and watch her run away crying, hopefully to a bathroom where the door doesn't lock...
by Daddy Edvard, just because he thinks he's tough shit. After I sufficiently beat his ass, I'd offer him a drink... I don't like Edvard much either, but I'd still hope he beats your ass instead.
