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does anyone else have this problem? i eat a sandwich and have trouble breathing because of the bread. i have to take breaks to catch my breath. do sociopaths have this issue too? 

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 lolwat?!

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can you relate to this?

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 Of course, all of us sociopaths can.

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 i thought i was alone in this but im not im just a sociopath

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 Are you also... oh god.. A SUPERVILLAIN?!

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 how do you tell?

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 maybe you're just fat...

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by coolnarc5

does anyone else have this problem? i eat a sandwich and have trouble breathing because of the bread. i have to take breaks to catch my breath. do sociopaths have this issue too? 

 No, of course not. Between practicing my predatory stare and breathing like Darth Vader (usually during a call to some random person on the phone), I don't have time to eat sandwiches.

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 Depends on the type of sandwich.  I think it has to do with the mixing of aromas.  Pastrami and bologna sandwiches with mustard are ok, but with mayo are not.  However, I can never, ever eat a fried bologna sandwich.  Once I did and I had to have my boyfriend stab me in the heard with an adrenaline shot.

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