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It was rainy day as Felix the cat did his morning patrols around the garden in search of any trespassing rodents. Felix didn't mind the rain. In fact, he found it made mice more predictable. They would be warm in dry in their nests. Felix waited outside of one of the well known mice homes waiting for the rain to stop, and daydreaming about his next play toy when suddenly, he heard from the bushes "rat tat tat".

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 out jumped fiffy the prostitute and edvard her customer, "oh fiffy please marry me!" edvard begged, but sadly she refused. "i can never love you edvard for i belong too...

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Felix stopped listening. He hid behind a rock while he was thinking "Stupid humans!" Now the mice were gone for a while he knew. He liked this Fiffy human because she used to cuddle him and sometimes brough delicious snacks from this Edvard human's house. But today she was a nuisance. And he knew to stay away from Edvard human, who seemed to hate cats and had kicked him several times. Stupid Edvard human! Felix knew he was doing him a favor, since humans for some reason do not eat mice and don't like their presence. 

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the end... 

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 Are you kidding? It's fucking brilliant lmao! :D

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 XD Go away.

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 No, I'm your LW, so I'm going to stalk you and find out who you are :D

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Kittens have fur even if they are premature. Just so you know! 

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Tell us what happens to a puppet after it dies...

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