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Once upon a time in fairy land there was a sociopathic fairy called Pixie. Pixie was a calculating and cunning little fairy who enjoyed stealing from all the other little fairies. She would steal their fairy dust and sprinkle it on the humans, turning them into evil little elves who would sneak into the village at night, kidnapping the little children as they slept in their beds.
Cain, the not-so-evil elf became the village retard for trying to ruin an otherwise fun and interesting story. The other elves stoned him to death, while Pixie stood back amused at this turn of events.
In the meantime...
The children that had been kidnapped from the village by the evil elves were being turned into slaves. Pixie put them to work in fairyland, out in the field where they worked from sun-up to sundown and in her secret lab where a new magical drug would soon hit the streets.
The children rose up and got Pixie strung out on the drug she was making. They sold Pixie to a pimp in Nevada. Pixie wasn't good looking enough to work the casinos in Vegas so she had to make money for her pimp at the truck stops in Reno turning violent tricks for methed up trannys. Eventually she caught AIDS from swallowing infected cum and died in the gutter. Nooone cared. Noone missed her. Noone remembered her. God wouldn't let her into Heaven so she was cast into Hell. Satan looked upon her with disgust and threw her into the deepest pit of Hell where she stayed alone for eternity.
Or so everyone thought...
While the false rumors spread, Pixie continued her work in her secret lab. The magical drug that she would soon release upon the streets of fairyland would change everyone's perception of her. Soon, she would own the streets and everyone who walked them. Pixie was destined to become the next major drug lord.
Pixie's drug was the most pure the world has ever seen, bitch. Everyone wanted it, and she liked blowing it in their faces. But one of her victims was allergic, and sneezed it back at her. It hit her in the face and transformed her into looking human.
Now she was stealthy enough to blend in with the world.
Pixie looked into the mirror and said "I'm the prettiest princess in the land and everyone loves me! And I'm totally not fat either!" Little did she know that a joint Interpol/DEA/whatever-Australia-has task force was just outside waiting for the order to storm her "Secret lab" A.K.A. her basement where she spent 20 hours a day. The order was given and the task force raided her house. While she was laying on the floor in handcuffs the drug sniffing dogs took turns sodomizing her. Her fingerprints and DNA were taken. There was no doubt whatsoever that it was her. She was placed under constant watch by at least 5 people. All hope of escaping was lost as well as that of anyone coming to help her. She was found guilty of being a tard and was sentenced to life without parole in solitary confinement.
(Edit: The story continues from Damage's post)
The nasty rumors of Pixie continued to spread, but the DEA were not smart enough to actually catch her.
Pixie loved her new human form. She was slim, attractive and sexy. She continued her drug business in fairyland for two more years making a shit ton of money in the process, but eventually decided to sell up and move to the human world where she became an underground movie director of pornographic snuff films.