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by emilynghiem

 

by Thrill Kill

Demon awoke from a peaceful sleep to the sound of birds singing in the trees outside her bedroom window. She climbed out of bed and stood beside it as she prepared for her morning shower. Her slender body, covered delicately in a satin nighty, slipped to the floor as she stripped naked and walked to the ensuite connected to her bedroom.

Demon looked at herself in the mirror, pleased with what she saw. She had blue eyes the color of the ocean and long, black hair that fell all the way to her waist. She had always been a fairly athletic woman. Her martial arts training had kept her fit and well-toned.

She turned away from the mirror and as she began to turn on the shower, she heard a noise outside the small window in the ensuite. The sound of rustling leaves made her curious...

 She peeked through the door to find a huge white tiger had crawled through the window and collapsed on the bed. The poor cat was injured, having escaped a mob of bored wannabe psychopaths with nothing better to do than chase a neutered tiger around the neighborhood yelling come to daddy you big fat pussy. Only one person refused to participate in this feline lynching. He was so confused he didn't even know what a pussy was since he'd never seen one in his life.

Beastiality?

Yeah... I'm not really into having sex with tigers.

There is a Potion of Booze on this spot Tiger drinks a Potion of Booze Tiger is confused Tiger heads west Tiger heads southwest Tiger heads northeast Tiger heads south Tiger heads southeast An angry mob approaches

 Tiger sounds very disoriented and a little drunk. I think the angry mob may just kill that tiger.

The tiger does not care but is depressed and hopes to die. Imagine being lured by a sex maniac claiming to want some pussy only to be rejected in screams of panic no not that kind of pussy. On his way out of the story he meets a drunk rooster who is left dejected for the same reasons. I dont understand these crazy humans. They say one thing but mean something else. Was God smoking crack when he invented people? I dont know says the tiger weeping in his beer, i think all they want is to smoke weed and talk about sex. No they dont want weed either says the potted plant on the bar. I answered an ad for that and was told to go fuck myself and die. Care to join me?

So, the potted plant on the bar fucked itself, withered away and died. In the meantime... God decided to smoke more crack and make more humans. Even some that wanted to fuck the tiger and the rooster... at the same time.

by Thrill Kill

So, the potted plant on the bar fucked itself, withered away and died. In the meantime... God decided to smoke more crack and make more humans. Even some that wanted to fuck the tiger and the rooster... at the same time.

And God said let these humans multiply and be fruity. And let their names be multiplied, so you cannot tell Cain from Abel, or Edvard from Secret Admirer. And no one can identify who was in the mob that went after the Pussy and the Cock, as if they really knew what to do with them. Except talk shit about them.

And as the potted weed died, the tiger grieved: "Alas, now my Master will beat me for this. He started this thread with hope, and manifested me into existence. Only to have another story gone to pot! Literally!"

His drinking buddy was no comfort at all. "Surely he will have mercy on you" said the rooster "even as God the Father who created heaven and earth has mercy on all of us, who deserve to have the living crap beaten out of us."

"No" wailed the tiger, "Master promised if I didn't deliver a good story, he'd give me a good licking when I got home"

"No way," said the rooster "He'd even lick his own pussy? He's more of a man than I thought."