Im finding this sudden influx of socailly upwardly mobile young people on this site very disturbing .
Theres blood on the floor from the bleeding hearts, which is turning sticky and ruining my shoes, and I simply cant remember the last time someone ran off sobbing and slammed the door.
This is NOT good for our image.
Rectify this immediately.
A door charge for anyone wearing gucci loafers or anything with a crocodile on it, or a designer pair of nikes.
At least that will pay to clean my fucking shoes!!