Now it's all the funeral. I've become a serial killer of us both. No, I don't want to get thrown in your ocean. Don't try. You know that we already know it. It's over. At your own burial, don't forget to cry.
Couldn't someone just host a thread with each username detailed as it's own post, allowing users to upvote and downvote based on their opinion of them?
The only flaw would be puppets having the right to vote.