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 Oh dear beryl.

Youve gone and wet the bed  again, you dirty little swine.

Did I say it was me that would be spilling blood?. There are plenty of others who dislike each other to occupy the "dancefloor".

Dont get me wrong, I am not adverse to the idea, but I wish youd get your facts straight you bellowing stable dweller.

Yes, I am capable of civility, in fact I can be disgustingly charming when I wish to be.

But the friends bit?....lmfao @ that one beryl. Yes, I have friends here, (more like buddies really), but you would have to suck exceptionally hard, for me to be your darlin', darlin'.

P.S, whats with the winking?...is your tic back?

 C

by Lycan

 Did I say it was me that would be spilling blood?. There are plenty of others who dislike each other to occupy the "dancefloor".

 Oh, I'm sure there are, but you did mention your business interests would be in jeopardy if there were bloodshed, which indicates your potential involvement.

The fact that you puff your chest out like an alpha male and then turn around and say, "but I won't do anything" is amusing indeed. It makes you look like a pussy instead.

 Lmfao.

Come on sven...PLEASE!!!... you can do SO much better than that!!!

Edit: I forgot that your view is limited. 

I still cant work out how you managed to get those huge ears past the rim of your bunghole.

If you yell REALLY loud, you will hear your echo in your small intestine.

 Aussie, Aussie, Aussie !

 yes, sven is australian.

Rumour has she is Rolf Harris illegitimate daughter.

"WHO: Forum members (except the author)"

As in the topic author (you) or as in the blog author (M.E.)?

Edit:
Hah, nevermind. Read the posts and saw you answer that through example.

In person I'm... not sure how differently I'd be seen. The voice would probably jar some people.

 I think that a masquerade ball would far more interesting.

Perhaps its a little cliche` in theme, but it would provide merriment for all involved.

Members could then come and go at will, unrecognised unless they wished it to be so , and unmask themselves at their convenience.

perhaps a room set aside , with half a dozen laptops , connected simultaneously to the SW forum , to taunt and tease each other.

Careful though, Lucifer and I may be behind the bar, incognito, spiking your drinks and making you act irrationally ;-)

What's your voice like and why would it be jarring?

 In that case, I may want a double.