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Another Deserted Island Scenario (with the forum members)

  i'd kill anyone I saw as a serious threat, and use them for sustainance, and anyone who I didn't would be protected and included in my survival plan. however, I think in a survial situation, most of us would be human enough to work together.

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Yes, and short. Think of me as a 20 kg anorectic midget, in desperate need of growth hormones so that I don't have to feel ashamed of my height at the annual Little People of the World Convention in Prague come May.

Why not at least use him as bait to lure out animals? We'll just have to be careful so that he doesn't foul the meat.

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Lol, you say that NOW... but think about it Ed: you're on a deserted island and I'm an attractive delicate-looking female who's wet for you ;)

Anyway... so you pick me up in your arms and head out to that isolated beautiful lake near the waterfall to drown me. Suddenly, TLW appears before us! What do you do?

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Edit - nevermind Inky, I don't want to spoil it for you

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Another Deserted Island Scenario (with the forum members)

 I am willing to part with a bag of fish, 10 coconuts and a spear for a custom made face mask before Thrill Kill gnaws at the corpse.

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 I would give everyone a shower, and dress them up in sailor suits.  After dining on fish and seaweed soup, we could eat desert.

 

 

 

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 I can survive by myself. Who wants to be around a mess of people with competing egos? I'd rather go off on my own and enjoy the beautiful island without all the hassles, now that I no longer have to bother with wordly responsibilities.

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 It's easier to survive with slaves.

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How would you know?

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Another Deserted Island Scenario (with the forum members)

I'd saw Inky in half, medieval style, after hanging him upside down first, of course. Then I'd feed him to Edvard so he'd have all the necessary nourishment and strength to drown Wet for Edvard.

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