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You're a miserable example of existance, not of humanity, but of existance as a whole. One of the worst of the worst people here. Every time I read a post from you all it does is make me feel a little bit of sick come up from the sheer ignorance that the things you type secrete. If you were to leave your computer for five minutes (big reach, I know), and die of a fat greasy heart attack from the pain of leaving the chair your skin fibers are practically fusing to at this point ripping apart from it, it would be no loss for anyone here (except maybe for our local space muppet). Someone might even throw a post-funeral forum party over it, which means at least one good thing will have come from your being here. Every minute of knowing you has drained my patience incrementally, bit by bit, having me take out that pent up aggression on those who don't even diserve it since you're not a big enough outlet to calm myself from the sheer stupidity that flows from you so effortlessly. If I ever left the forum, it would be because of you.

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Am I doing it right? I find you fun, but if this is what it takes for you to feel loved, then I can play pretend.

 True. You have made a donation. A very serious one at that. Thank you for putting a coin in the slot.

 LOL

That was good... but this kind is better.
I find you more interesting than anyone else here.

See the difference? 

Attention whores (please forgive the expression, perhaps lonesome souls would sound better) make me want to lick the trepidational sweat off their tender skin with my rough tongue, till they cry with a passionate rapture (that only applies to females, as I have a rather negative reaction to men hitting on me. Apparently something to do with trying to destroy anything that disgusts me. I just happened to be a lesbian, who sports a dick).

 That's nice, V. Good for you 'ol chap.

Well yeah, I thought you were looking for reactions, not additional bait.

 You're taking my post at face value. This is a mocking session. I was trying not to have to point that out to you guys, but.. well.. there it is. 

I thought for sure you would catch what I was doing seeing as you were the one who responded to my "nice baiting" comment in the other thread?

The first post, or the "I find you more interesting than anyone else here" shmuck bait with a possible ambiguous meaning?

I recognized the sarcasm of the first post, but figured playing along would be more fun than noting it. Now I'm somewhat lost as to if we're on the same page or if I am seeing an entirely unrelated scenario.

I have to admit, that I enjoyed nibbling around the bait.

Can't really take the hook though.

I'm so sorry.

Please post your nude picture next time and I'll be sure to lick the screen all over with my rough tongue.

 I will say this one time only... and deny it to his face.
It's times like this when I miss UKan. He used to be able to catch on to my games so easy, and play along without missing a beat. Now I find myself having to explain what's really going on in full detail, until it just takes the fun out of the game. :(

Thank you for giving it an honest try though, Turncoat. You get a big A for effort.