I'll print your picture out instead and put you in the line of fire. That would be so much more fun. Then again, if you look anything like I imagine you look, letting you live would have to be far more painful.
Post the link to an article / news report online that you think other people here might be interested in reading and discussing.
Here are two that I thought were pretty interesting:
5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
by CalebI love Cracked, but it is not news you fuck.
Nope, but it is an article of interest which relates directly to the purpose of this thread.
Did you not understand the title: Interesting Articles / News Reports?
I must remember to dumb things down for some of you here.