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Magician Detective.

Illegally - Contract killer (running my own murder for money business)

Legally - I'd like to work for the FBI as a criminal profiler.

 Anno soon you'll be too old for either. 

 I'm resourceful. When I get too old to walk without one, I'll just beat them to death with my walking stick.

 You never are too old to dream I guess. She dreams a lot because reality sucks, since in it she's a worthless fat parasite no one likes and respects.

 No you're not, get your facts straight.

 Nothing wrong with fantasizing on the maniac level either so long as someone does something about it, yeah. I can't imagine living a caged life like that myself, its a really depressing thought that some people even feel like they have to.

 I think I would like to be an investigator of some sort.  I really do already do pretty much what I want to.  So, if you find that out, there's the answer waiting.

Investigative journalism would be interesting I think, or being a journalist that gets to travel the world going to dangerous places. I would love to do that.