Holy shit you're crazy. Serious problems there, go talk to a shrink please. And hopefully you won't get internet access in the psych ward you'll be locked in.
Dont count on it Ed, wifi is a plague these days....and hiding a phone up an orifice is run of the mill.
Anyway I imagine it'd be difficult to type because of the straight jacket.
One would think/hope so...but I spose a pencil in the mouth or placed between the toes would also work. Hopefully the sedatives and lithium would knock the worst of their habits from them.
So... you want me locked up or dead by your hand. You're a dangerous, obsessive man, my dear. :)