You have until tomorrow afternoon to prove you are a douche.
If you do not add a chat feature by then, you will have sucessfully proved your douchebag status, best of luck.
People are desperate to have a chat, because a tea served without biscuits and a proper snappy and witty immediate conversation tends to be diuretic. Imagine a group of impulsive people squirming in silence at a mute tea party having to write everything with chalk on tablets.
That was a shiny penny for your thoughts.