by tesseract
I pretty much am being an obsessive stalker right now.
Fortunately, being an obsessive stalker is distracting me from being an actual stalker and giving me a bit of perspective.
Try being an actual stalker. It's fun. Just imagine waiting outside his work for hours on end, or spying through his bedroom window while he sleeps. Or better yet, get as much personal info on him as you can and use it to blackmail him. He'll give you all the attention you want then.