Madam , I accept your veiled challenge, and shall attend to this matter in good time.
I do hope that either your sock puppetry , or your sense of mindless humour is up to par.
I shall respond to some of your posts, as soon as time avails itself, and address some of your mindless pscyho-babble.
It would help matters expedite themselves, if you were to consider putting your monopoly money, where your mouth is, and just post the picture requested of you. (This however, must a verifiable portrait).
Clean under garments may also help your cause.
I am Joes amusement.