by LycanShe is likely to be feeling you out as you are her.
That is SO hot.
It almost gave me a big rubbery one.
wags a disciplinary finger Now, now. Decorum!
A couple Mormons tried to intersect me while I was outside, about to mow the lawn. They approached and tried to engage in their shpiel, but I said I didn't have time. They asked why not, and I asked if they minded mowing my fucking lawn for me. Then I started it up and indicated I couldn't hear them any more, so they left. Haven't seen any of them come to my house ever again. Pointless story, but the lesson is not to fear Mormons. It's to put them in their place, which is away from everyone else.
by Buttered ToastA couple Mormons tried to intersect me while I was outside, about to mow the lawn. They approached and tried to engage in their shpiel, but I said I didn't have time. They asked why not, and I asked if they minded mowing my fucking lawn for me. Then I started it up and indicated I couldn't hear them any more, so they left. Haven't seen any of them come to my house ever again. Pointless story, but the lesson is not to fear Mormons. It's to put them in their place, which is away from everyone else.
This gives me joy.