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by Lycan

 She is likely to be feeling you out as you are her.

 

That is SO hot. 

It almost gave me a big rubbery one. 

 

 

 wags a disciplinary finger Now, now.  Decorum!

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Lycan is right. It's the same image I got.

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 opens the box hesitantly

EDIT: puts a gobstopper in the box. i see you are busy with luci ;)

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 Decorum Schmorum toast.

I love how the addition of a sexualised image amongst a serious topic always upsets some people.

Its like throwing lollies made from jalapeno peppers to children.

 

Eyes buggin out everywhere.

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A couple Mormons tried to intersect me while I was outside, about to mow the lawn.  They approached and tried to engage in their shpiel, but I said I didn't have time.  They asked why not, and I asked if they minded mowing my fucking lawn for me.  Then I started it up and indicated I couldn't hear them any more, so they left.  Haven't seen any of them come to my house ever again.  Pointless story, but the lesson is not to fear Mormons.  It's to put them in their place, which is away from everyone else.

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  Dives headlong into the box

 

 

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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 Those sound delicious, actually.

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 if you come away with a nasty bump on the head am i going to get punished?

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 They probably were , til I switched the jalapenos for Trinidad moruga scorpion chiles. 

Burn you little bastids....burnnnnnnn

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by Buttered Toast

A couple Mormons tried to intersect me while I was outside, about to mow the lawn.  They approached and tried to engage in their shpiel, but I said I didn't have time.  They asked why not, and I asked if they minded mowing my fucking lawn for me.  Then I started it up and indicated I couldn't hear them any more, so they left.  Haven't seen any of them come to my house ever again.  Pointless story, but the lesson is not to fear Mormons.  It's to put them in their place, which is away from everyone else.

 This gives me joy.

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