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 I've been lurking for some time.

 

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Baby, you know I want to bend you over my knee and slap your ass real good.

But only after you're done making me some money, whore.

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 Evenin Alter. I see the haemmoroid is busy regurgitating again. 

Im going to have to talk to Luna about leaving the gate of the hippo pen open.

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So you don't want to cut her stomach open, pull out her intestines, and wrap them around her head as you watch her die?  Did they switch your meds up or something?

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 Luna should be more concerned about your gate, porky. Some pigs have a tendency to shit where they stand. You're proof of that.

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Ugh. Not this again. Don't make me go all ninja on your ass... You know what happened last time. :P

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 Good evening Lycan. What is it, the third time this week?

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 Thanks for ruining the surprise, buttboy. Now Alter knows what I plan on doing to her after I slap her ass.

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 Oh yes, the nunchucks, lol. That was exciting.

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 Lame thrill, even for you.

FFS, cant you even come up with SOMETHING humorous?

 

No?.

 

I am Joes complete lack of surprise.

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