You have not been here. I bet you're asleep now. Please tell them I'm not your puppet. Or rather... prove I'm not! :/
Is that a rhethorical question or do you want to do the math?
Maybe I am him... That would explain why I sleep so much. Maybe I don't sleep. Maybe I'm actually HIM when I think I sleep and god knows what HE is doing.... looks paranoid
That would explain why I tend to sleep too little. :o