There's no point in beating a dead horse.
It isn't necessary. My symptoms only flare up in the presence of abject stupidity. :D
Well, you can't help what you're born with, now, can you. Sucks to be you.
wait ...nah its gone again.
Is that why you will never get a handjob?
Fleeting isn't it?
Yeah, it's a pity. I seem to be missing the necessay equipment for a handjob. I have an invisible dick though and some big, brass balls. Does that count?
yes, just like will o the wisp.
Yes, I was born with an unsual capacity to read people, humorously expose their weaknesses, and fling shit in their general direction. As you can see, I'm very talented. Sucks to be you. :)
Do you consider yourself to be an attractive female?