Well, apparently toast falls butter-side down and cat's are supposed to land on their feet, so setting them up this way should suspend gravity.
That will be 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 rubles on your tab.
Payable upon end times.
I'm glad I at least made it on the list. Looks like I almost didn't.
ALTEREGO: BITCHASAURUS: TO FAT TO GET DICK. TOO STUPID TO TRY. HOW'S YOUR FUCKING TRAILER
This is telling. Much of the other assertions at least have some basis in reality, whether you believe they are correct or not. Most of this one is way off the mark. As far as I understand.
The use of puppets in this way is a coward's move. I enjoy the artful ones to a point, but this one has no art.