Random idea: scorekeeping all the entertaining banter and insult ping-pong. Hell, maybe a tournament and prizes can legitimately be made.
...Come to think of it, placing bets and gambling on some of it could prove entertaining, too. Like horseracing. When March Madness rolls around we could launch the tournament and put everyone in proper brackets. Would scoring require consensus? I cannot see ANYONE the forum would trust as referee or judge. Maybe more of a "Survivor" system? Get some color commentating... Etc. The possibilities might be endless, but very fun.
Except if those arguing realize there's a scoreboard, it could alter their natural activity.