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Fuck... Again! :P

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That kind of commitment is like if you were asking me to marry you. Fuck lady, you literally wrote about it in another thread. D: See, my widdle hooves can't contend with this kind of denseness. I saw a porn flick like this once, where some guy would come up, piss in the girls face, and then another guy would come up, and piss in the girls face, and the girl kept having to act like she didn't just get piss on her face. I guess the catch is that she's still going to smell and look like she's covered in piss. If I can find it I hope it will open up some epiphany having wires in your fatty brain.

And now we play the Narcinjury game of. "WHO ARE YOU? IM TOO lovable, YOU MUST BE A SOCK PUPPET, NOBODY CAN HATE MY PILLOW LIKE BELLY, OOOOINK, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK! SNUUUUUUUUUUR!"

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I said I wanted to rape and sodomize the teenager. Not the fucking children, stupid.

Does it offend you that I'd like to rape and sodomize a teenager in front of her parents?

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It's easy to live your dreams when someone else pays the bill.

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I'm sorry I couldn't make the distinction. -.- Now why do they call you Sven? I want to be in the on the joke to now that I'm here.

Edit: I don't get offended. It's just so pathetic I get some sort of contact high when I read it.

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 True indeed. I don't mind other people paying my bills.

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 You're the one wallowing in the pen, spreading your vile faeces all over the forum.

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 Oh man Sven.

You do have rocks up there.

And you keep editing your posts to explain yourself.

 

 

See? ... even Newbies cant tolerate your fecal regurgitation.

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They call me Sven because they think I'm a sexy swedish guy with large testicles and a huge dick that almost matches my ego.

Can't you tell?

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 Yes, because THAT explains Sven the warthog SO well. 

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