Live long and prosper.
Hi loaded brain. Welcome to the shark tank.
Please note that anyone urinating in, or menstruating in said pool will immediately be ejected.
The pool , for your edification , contains a special chemical which causes , newbs, trolls and puppets to glow a gharish blue colour , which in turn , makes it easier for the sharks to locate their prey( literal prey, not luna).
It is reccomended to test the water temperature with your left big toe , before plunging headlong into the tank, many new members have inexplicably frozen to death by not adhering to this .
If you require a private area to change into your swimming costume , please follow the signs which will take you to a secluded cabana . Its also reccomended to be wary of displaying your genitals , as the whole tank area is on CCTV which is streamed live to a room known as the "think tank".
Do NOT feed the pet lemur, it has rabies and is a constant source of nuisance, though you may /may not get a laugh from watching its keeper (youll work that out) wipe its bunghole every 30 seconds.
Thankyou for joining the SW exclusive country club.
Apon paying your membership (by visa or american express only) , please report to the room for pompous asses.
we trust you enjoy your stay.