Hmmm... I guess intimacy wouldnt be so pleasant for you with her if she is chocka block full of Deep Heat. I hear you about the basement, ours is still shitty too, and sugar PROMISED she would have it done today.
The oxiclean wasn't doing anything. I resorted to baking soda and meat tenderizer to remove the dried blo... er.. misc stains. If it happens again I'll go with a good old fashioned waterboarding.
If it happens again I'll go with a good old fashioned waterboarding. effective, certainly. Ive found that a pair of vice-grips, some duct tape and a 3 ft length of fibreglass tube is easy to conceal and also very effective ;-)
P.S. Horse radish sauce is your friend;-)