So... Tell us about your kinks, aspie. Don't be shy. They can't possibly be any worse than the status quo you'll find here. :p
That'd look terrible. No matter how much you tone down the brightness, that skin is practically glow in the dark.
But here's my five minute attempt at it:
Probably could have made it better if I went as far as to clone tool actual black skin on top. You'll have to settle for color, overlay, and color burn with a few other tweaks.
Edit: Whoops, tinted the sunglasses glare. Fixed.