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 Good advice. The thing I like the most about pot is how it slows down my perception of time. All of a sudden an enjoyable hour with friends become 4 hours. When you get high off of eating pot, to what extent does time slow down?

 1 minute of standard time = 10.5 minutes of Cannabinoid warp time. You should know that already aspie.

 Never tried nuking it before.

When you say stocking, are you talking about a nylon stocking ? I imagine something like that might melt in a microwave.

 I personally don't know. If you were having a bad trip, i imagine time would seem to move slower.

When I'm blitzed I like to make music. They say everything seems better when your baked, this is true, but I think we can produce better results in the creative realm and it's surperb, even for the sober.

 Yep spatial, twas a nylon stocking but mixed with another fabric, (cant recall off hand ). It keeps all the leaf and stick out of the mix, and for some reason, pulls the THC very quickly. 

I made a batch of 15 cookies from 3 oz of cabbage, and holy fuck did they pack a wallop. 

 Cool. So it's like a tea bag strainer apparatus while the microwaves does it's thing.

It sounds like you put too much cabbage in those. The retail price for those 15 cookies in this part of the planet would cost over $720 to make.

If someone gave me a 48 dollar cookie, I'd have to take 1 bite, put it away, and I'd probably still be screwed.

 holy shit, where I am cabbage is good for nothing except making cookies or hash and oil.

And yes, it was way too much for practical stoning. 

The one I ate, (yes a whole one) put me out for the count for 6 hours. Was still absolutely ripped when I woke up and had to try and drive to work. 

 Adding extra sugar removes some of the bitterness of the weed, but requires a slightly lower temp to bake so they dont burn. Add chocolate buttons, add chocolate frosting and VIOLA ...a cookie that will send send you to mars.

 I watched a documentary that suggested it is more expensive in the states. In Canada it gets cheaper the more east you go. Where I am people sell a quarter for 60.

 Lower temp yes. That's the beauty of baking cookies, they are done real quick. If I had one of those cookies, I'd cut it up into fragments and proportion it for use it as an ice cream topping. I don't really eat sweets anymore, but I'd go for that.