" I wouldn't torture cats. I love cats" ...me too, theyre delicious.
Luna had a dog called Waldo, but a family party took care of that. I wasnt aware that dog tasted like chicken, (doesnt everything?) , but Luna says its true, and as she quite a conossieur of canid delicacies, I believe her.
Im so glad we havent scared you away , we could really use someone around here to pick up all the ciggarette butts and empty syringes. I really think you should put a blue rinse through your hair though, it would look much more appropriate , and would in turn earn you more respect in here. Dont mind tommy and jayson granny, theyre always that way with visitors!.
Signed,
your devoted grandson
Timothy .