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 I am not living in Texas and neither are you any more. And yes I get that deliverance reference. That was a weird movie scene.

 Isnt that the place those big-ass fish are located?. You knw, those new things they found that attack testicles?

The y found them in sweden , and more recently in the US and canada in certain rivers. 

http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/11/testicle-eating-fish-on-the-loose-in-sweden-prompts-warning-to-keep-trunks-on-3919274/

 If I can't catch fish with a fishing rod I probably won't catch them with fishing balls.

 You don't catch them with the balls.. they catch you. 

 Very funny.

They are in the river that you and your friends are going rafting on fool.

You should be ringing up the rafting company and asking if they are aware of that.

Youd be pretty stupid not to. 

How about an empty soda can? Boom that is sober ingenuity.

 You obviously haven't seen how big my balls are.

 Pirana's in Canada? Nigger it is so cold. You don't understand.

 No bro, it's gotta come from nature... if you find wild apples... that'd be legit... or made one from wood...

 Yeah just let me work on my wood carving skills.