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 Do yourself a favour and give him to luna.

She loves dogs.

Apparently they are low in saturated fats.

You're not good at studying and responding to body language are you?

 I just have little patience with small cute things that squack when you hit them with a shoe.

 Then why the fuck did you get it?

 Because she's sooooo cute!!!!!!!!!! I adore her. I just have no patience for her pissing in my bed and then yelping when I smack the shit out of her. But she doesn't do those things any more so now she needs to get over it and stop running away from me!!!!! I mean I only tried to drown her in the tub once. You'd think she'd have gotten over it by now. 

 She never will.

And one day, with any luck, she will wait until youre asleep , creep into your room, and bite half your face off.

That she is running away, means youve already turned her schizo and constantly fearful of you.

Congratulations, that was incredibly brave of you.

Is that how you show adoration to things?, smacking the shit out of them and attempting to drown them?

(Oh and an interesting troll, I would have added that you accidentally killed your last puppy after it ate from your plate while you were busy.)

 My other dog, who is 11 now, I spoiled rotten his whole life. I've only been mean to this one because my ex adored her and took care of her while I was working most of the time. So I took out my frustration on the dog. I regret it now. But such is life.

 Too late.

That dogs gonna kill ya.

Smearing butter on your face might make her pause before she goes in for the bite though.

 I think she has too much of a comination of respect and intense fear to actually attack me.