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How to be a Sociopath.


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Step 1

Log into SW, think of some twisty handle and create an avatar which contains one of the following:

- Mask, Tarot Cards, Scary Stories childrens book.  Make sure you use lots of blues and greys because they are extra sociopathic.

 

Step 2

Create your first post.  Use at least one day of preparation, dig up your old poetry books, and type away.  Be sure to use lots of symbolism, multiple references, and say the word "sociopathic" at least once.  Continue your posts with some vague deep comments because hey!  that's how a sociopath should sound right?

 

Step 3

Find a target, maybe a lurker or an obvious empy and set phasers to kill.  Make some charming and witty remarks then switch personas and talk about how you killed a frog when you were eight.

 

Step 4

Mention the word puppet or sheep at least once a week.

 

Step 5

Create multiple user accounts, log in and leave multiple comments, maybe even some responding to messages you posted!  The hardy boys will never figure this one out!  You are such a clever guy.

 

Step 6

Create a step by step guide on how to be a sociopath and post it on for everyone to see.

 


BTW.  If you do read into this and assume I'm commenting on how I view people on the forum, then yes, this is how I view them.  You are disgusting little creatures who crave attention. Desperately grasping at the edge of the cliff for small scraps of attention and self affirmation. Good work, you stabbed a cat, set your dad's car on fire, and broke some hearts. We've got a badass over here! Open your fucking eyes minion. You don't know what real horror is and you never will. Let's see how much empathy you lack as I rip your mothers still-beating heart out of her chest while I rape your sister. Hold back those tears you worthless shallow fuck.

 

OR, You could take this as a joke.  With the understanding that its purpose is to raise awareness of the disturbing increase of labels individuals are slapping on others.  "Joe schmoe doesn't act like a sociopath." Do you think if he was a sociopath, you would know?  Hah.  I laugh in your face.  Do not misinterpret, I believe there are sociopaths in this very forum.  You know exactly who you are.  But I also know that most of the self proclaimed 4% in here are nothing more than insigificant little cunts who should crawl back up their mommies vagina before the real sociopaths destroy you.

 

(Whew, holding that one in a while.  I hope everyone still loves me!) ^_^ \/

 

 

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How to be a Sociopath.

Can I make multiple comments that aren't connected? Sort of like a play by play, train of thought type of thing? And do I need to use bullets because I remember something about that when I first came here. 

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Well. This is a nice little can of worms to have opened up :)

 

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 Jay told you to use them. Screw him. Say what you want, however you want to.

Bear in mind that it's wise to use paragraph breaks and good grammar. A lot of folks here have ADD, and stupidity is generally poorly tolerated.

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How to be a Sociopath.

I'm having the same sensation that you do after you finally take a dump after holding it in for a couple days.

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Score, I have done none of those things!

Still, accurate list. Applies even before your time.

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 I'm looking forward to Anastacia's little tirade. :)

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 Bullets aren't needed. I'll only address what applies to me since I know I'm a nosey brat. But when you first joined I really did think you were someone I've known for a number of years.

Why did I personally want to label you? Because I'm here to learn how to not get lost completely again. It was entirely selfish. Being told by multiple people (outside of this forum) that I needed to be "reprogrammed" after a relationship sort of made me realize it's a good idea to get as much info as possible to prevent it from happening again. So I viewed you as either very good at your projected persona (which I found terrifying) or as just another curious person who wound up here but stayed. Though now I view you in a third light that I didn't see before and won't divulge out of respect to your repulsion of labels.
If you find my curiousity offensive then I apologize but I don't apologize for the reason I'm here. I'll just keep my inherent need to figure things out to myself.

The rest doesn't apply. My name isn't some foreboding metaphor and whatever avatars using blues and greys are purely coincidental because they have to be avatars I haven't used anywhere else thanks to google image search. Oh and if I were ever going to make another account I was going to name it Lambchop. Your post inspired me to change my avatar though because it's now grey, has a puppet and is a sheep. Trifecta! 

Who has a Scary Stories avatar?! I loved those as a kid. 

 

Edit: This wasn't a tirade, I'm in a good mood. Also, you need to add "call empys pumpkin/sugar plum/etc to step 3". ;)  

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The way you write is really fun to read, is this kind of writing something you do for a living?

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 I'm still curious why you are here. I see you aren't willing to tell. I just thought it would be interesting to hear. By comparison you're very normal, yet you obviously get something from this place. My motives for being here are clear and shallow. Yours might be shallow like mine, but they aren't clear.

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