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 If it can be definitively proven, I will genuinely photograph myself eating my hat.

I want him to "snap out of it" one day, attempt to log on and bam 'no site exists.'  He runs around the asylum shouting "It was real I swear!, It was all here!  It was all here!!"

The nurse proceeds to pick up crayon drawings of message board posts and avatars.

 Yeah in Canada you an adult at 18 straight up. It is pretty hardcore...

 But I think my hat is pretty safe at this juncture, Damaged.

  You see the second Jamie is in crisis she starts posting a lot, because this is her comfort zone. This is her excitement. It is a sign of a psychopath.

Yeah, I think you're good.

 Nah I lied, I just treat it as one big sentence... BOOM!!! OOOOHHHHH!!! YES, THE TOP IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE BOTTOM, SO MUCH BEETTTEEER!!!...

 You are very perceptive!

For a turnip.

 Hey now, I've eaten turnips that were way more perceptive then this guy seems to be, and, on their behalf, I resent your cruel and uncalled for insults against turnip kind.

Do they have 5150 holds where you live?

5250's?

5270's?