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 Everytime I see a knife I think of those police shows how they deduce the killers hand preference by the way the stab wounds appear.  I always thought gee, if someone I knew, were to stab someone, maybe they should use their non-dominant hand.

"As you can clearly see here, Mr. X is left handed, thank you your honor."

"Case dismissed."

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 That professor is looking at Jamie and thinking about how she is a sociopath. I bet he acts all aloof and superior when he is with Jamie in the staff lounge. I am sorry Jamie that no one in the staff lounge will talk to you. If only they could see past your psychopathy they would she a good person. Too bad her bag sucks too. I mean you would have to have some kind of mental problem to carry a bag around like them. Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda would also act the same way if they saw her bag. They would also make the keen observation that she is in need of some make up god. What is with women that don't wear make up? Tell me Jamie why the bag and no makeup? I need to know.

 

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 Women love accessories.  Plus they bleed out of their vagina.

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 oh dear..i'm faint from laughing so hard

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 Some of us simply don't want to consume toxins such as lead, arsenic and cadmium on a regular basis just so we can look better to members of the opposite sex, and little ass pies like you.

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::Tackles Sugar::

No way, sweetheart. I've got dibs on his knife collection. I discovered his fetish first. :p

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Edit for double post. Sigh.

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 Yeah this is a good one, especially if you teach Sunday school at the Mormon church. Probably would get in trouble wearing it though.

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 No Jamie. Can someone here at least speculate as to the bag and no make up?

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 i discovered you were gayer than you want to admit first..do i get dibs on CENSORED?

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