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 haha, you're fast becoming one of my favourite posters here. just for you, i'm gonna get fucked up earlier than usual. BOINGBOING (i'm not wearing a bra)

 Flatterer.

And in turn, just for that, I will let you scream.

But only ONCE.

 lol

edit: hey lycan, what seems to be the matter? you can talk to us..

 Well Dr Sugargirl ,

Its like this.

I went to buy another knife today ( yes I know, ANOTHER one).

The one I wanted, was out of stock, and I dont want one with that is too small in the handle, so I now must wait until more stock arrives or pick a different model. This will simply not do. 

I went to no small length to drag my ass to the store, so the least they could have done is ensured my prospective purchase was there! The Fuckers!!!.

Thankyou so much for listening and showing such profound concern for my wellbeing. 

Perhaps I can let a couple of muffled squeaks go unnoticed too ;-)

perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

edit: the least they could do is have it sent to your home upon arrival as a goodwill gesture. come, and lay here on me, at first you will feel a slight boing, just let it pass and feel the moment. 

and try not to suffocate

Yes, thats the very least they could have done for me. I am appalled at their apathy and self -interest.

Perhaps I will. 

Stop writhing , it is difficult to relax and the fact that there was only ONE boing has me concerned. 

I have my snorkel.

 Tell me they at least backordered it for you.

 A small compensation, but yes. Its backordered. Hopefully it wont take too long.

Im an impatient prick when it comes to toys.

 Tell me what you plan to do with the new addition. :)

 Wow it took you a whole minute to ask. :P