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 You were about to show her your new knife?

 Ah yes, how remiss of me. 

Ive been using it to skin turnips.

Id best sharpen it. :-D

 Actually, I sconed myself on a low beam not looking where I was going, as it was pissing down with rain.

Im thinking that a  concussion has gifted itself to me, as my vision is a tad blurry and Im getting these cool double images. 

The upside is that for every BOING that sugar types, I will see TWO.

EDIT: that was to alter. 

Fuck, Im a bit off . Ha

 boingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboing

edit: earthquake

lol. whimper? no. i would either laugh uncontrollably or try to stab you

 I knew it.

86 fucking boings.

do you realise what you just asked? lol

 Well as Id make sure you didnt have access to a blade, I'd have to get used to that  laughter.

NOT

Looks like more blood.

I hope that chair has been scotch-guarded.

 No.  I was being a smart ass really.

 i don't always need a blade. my nails are so sharp that i've mistakenly thought someone had been stabbed before, but it was just my nails unintentionally digging into his arm. my nails + your eyes = definitely more blood