To be honest, I see myself as more of a ninja. Not so much a deer
I don't feel like a deer. It's true that I'd rather not upset people or get in any sort of confrontation, but there are other ways to exert your will on this world. I'd like to do it financially using my wit, and the powers of the current global economic system to aid me in my cause! That's much more ninja than it is deer!!
how can you expect me not to pussy out with you when you write sappy shit like this? i'm insulting your mediocre penis jay, the one that ISN'T gold. and i know what the appeal really is when it comes to you..but i don't want to make you run off crying for the 3rd time now.