What's wrong with schoolboys? Isn't that what you like for me to pretend to be when I let you play top??? Mister priest. ;)
Alright. Longevity seems like an issue for a narcissist if superficial traits are so highly valued. What are the chances that a girl could meet all your standards and you meet all of hers? It just doesn't seem likely because she can't just meet your standards, she has to keep them. Correct? So she would have to retain that level of beauty throughout the relationship.