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 That awkward moment when you're at the gym just powering through a set and realise you have to fart but also have the sneaking suspicion that you may have the squirts also. So you go to the toilet and realise you were just full of hot foul putrid gas. But you're still pumped so you go back out all swole and start powering through another set with all kinds of new energy, confidence, and vigor just hoping no one else knows what you just unleashed in the mens restroom. Yeah, that awkward moment.

 That awkward moment where you post this ^ on facebook thinking it's your wall but it's actually your prudish uncles page...

by Jay

 That awkward moment when you're at the gym just powering through a set and realise you have to fart but also have the sneaking suspicion that you may have the squirts also. So you go to the toilet and realise you were just full of hot foul putrid gas. But you're still pumped so you go back out all swole and start powering through another set with all kinds of new energy, confidence, and vigor just hoping no one else knows what you just unleashed in the mens restroom. Yeah, that awkward moment.

jesus jay...

 perhaps you should see a doctor 

I have told a very pretty young lady that I might have to kill her, if she ever lied to herself in my presence.

Instead of asking me why, she asked me how I would do that.

I told her I would smother her with hugs and kisses.

She seemed pleased.

Then I told her I would do that, because she was not truthful to herself.

She asked me whether I would let her smother me with hugs and kisses if I ever did that to myself.

I told her that I would only allow her that priviledge if she devoted herself to me.

I've never seen a more wicked smile on a 17 years old girl's face before.

My face was contorted between an angry scowl and a paternal acquiescence.

Girls half my age shouldn't presume I'm a bigger fool than I am in reality.

I should have given her a proper spanking.

 Nah, I've just been eating alot of Protien, ruffage, and dairy... :/

 ...Where the fuck are you from dude?

2012 new years party in a mansion, I was drunk. A woman I had met introduced me to her sister. I told her she was very pretty. Her husband spun around, and everyone just staired at me like I made a pass at her. Being conscious of what happens when intoxicated, I felt inadiquate and out of place.

For the rest of my stay, she was preening and stroking her hair seemingly in my direction. At one point her husband kinda picked a fight with me. It's not aften I experience feeling that way, so it's all I can think of for this thread. Other than that I had a good time.

A world of lies, where only the blind see the truth.

It is the place where the rule that is above all other rules is unwritten.