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 I didn't click the link because I was overwhelmed by the thought that your couch must smell foul.

You could market cumbibs, like lobster bibs but with two cocks on either side instead of lobster legs.

 Mine is 7.25 inches I am proud to say. Maybe even 7.5 on a really good day. Still 6.5 is pretty good.

You're so desperate, hard-up and transparently lacking in terms of sexual prowess that I'm sure you would, you clueless attention whore. :p

 oh kitten, if only you knew... i still find it quite amusing that you're so fixated on me that you felt the need to reply.

 lol!

omg...

 A literal dick measuring contest. Wow, impressive and I not talking about the size of your dicks.

A need to reply? Oh no. You misunderstand entirely. It is my pleasure to respond to your small-minded, redundant comebacks, in which you rely solely on your small cock and derisive pet names for women to substantiate all that strutting and crowing. It makes you an easy target. Cognitively, you are not even a challenge. I don't have to expend any effort to make a fool of you, because you do a stand-up job of it all by yourself. Like Eddie so magnanimously and bluntly pointed out: all it takes is a prod in the right place, and you respond exactly as I intend. 

I repeat: you're an easy target. You have made yourself a laughing stock here with very little help from me. By all means, continue to embarrass yourself with self-deluded tripe about how sexually desirable you are. Perhaps you'll convince a few women as desperate as yourself. In the meantime, I'll be here to kick sand in your face when you're down, Tweety. :)