Indeed, I am a tool...for translating lemur speak to uneducated, xenophobic and speciesist humans.
No. You are a tool because you are the same fucking person. Lemurs don't talk, don't post on Internet, and don't need translators. This is one of the funniest gimmicks you have tried, but at the same time it is quite sad. Although, I'm feeling a little light hearted at the moment and see that how you choose to play is all your choice. Have fun, basement dweller.