Are you a top, bottom or switch?
Where the fuck did this come from??! :P
If you mean in the Kakiharaian way, whatever I think will be the most fun so switch.
If you mean when I go gay, I've never done it so I can only guess. Top I'm sure. There's no way some twink is going to give it to me.
And before you ask, yes, I've wondered, might've even been curious, but for fuck's sake can guys in the locker room at the gym at least give a warning before they come up behind you when you're tying your shoes? And yes, there was the time I wore white painters pants, with no underwear, to work. But that was what's known as a "black swan" event. I was not trying to pick anyone up and when I went to the bathroom all I wanted to do was take a piss. If gay men calm the hell down (surprised if that happens), and I'm horny enough (pretty much always), maybe I'll give it a shot.