Because I went back and forth with Jay for a while and he never has anything nice to say about anyone and you haven't mentoned your dick once. Also (key factor) he never used proper grammar when spelling my name.
I assure you kitten, my cock needs no defending. He's proved his own worth time and again... He's quite the marksman you know... he can shoot a load 2 feet away and still hit a bitch right in the eye...