See, this... this right here is why i'm such an asshole... I'd much rather people be an asshole then have to deal with their intimacy. I MAY BE A BEAUTIFUL, MUSCULAR, SEXY MAN BUT I AM NOT JUST A PIECE OF MEAT FOR YOU TO SUCK WHEN IT...
I just copied and pasted that from my Craiglist ad. It's not personal, it's a personal knee slap
Heh...