I am the thing that keeps you up at night, the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind.... I will never rest. And neither will you
I told her that lol.
Talking about weird relationships, I stumbled across one of my ex dates in a bar last night. We broke up after she pulled a gun on me and made me listen to a long rant which revealed her co-dependent, stalkish nature. It was a bit awkward, because one of my hands was handcuffed to a piece of furniture. (It's not what you think, really, but not too far away from the truth either :D ) Since that incident, I think twice before I date a police woman.