Have you ever noticed how much more easily cats are skinned, when they're relaxed? Beware of smiles that grin wider than your own at a morbid joke.
Damn. You're on some next-level shit aren't you?
No, but I was planning to bone a dog this weekend. How was your experience with this? Please don't leave out any details. Edit if it isn't obvious enough: this is sarcasm.
"I'll always be Cain's bitch. Or rather, his cunt, because I'm nobody's bitch." Didn't you sexually identify with a male? That's a weird thing to say.
I too have boned animals.
Present some proof.
Oh, I thought you were trying to seduce a woman, not a dog. Seducing a dog is a completely different ball game
Venator... have you already raped your unborn child? WTF man? I mean come on, have some decency at least wait till it can cry...