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I had a room mate that was really into pickles and just ate bags of them like out of a ziplock 

 

she also ate beef jerky and wore nothing but camouflage and then put a big shrine of photos of her boyfriend on the wall in the shape of a heart 

 

she also watched dragon tales and sang along to the intro tune 

 

 

 

and I was like talking with my friends and I was like "how come you guys never invite my room mate" and they were like, "she's like really fucking weird Mary.... " LOL 

 

 

 

my other room mate was like a pure punk goth girl, she was *all in* with it too like she wore a spike collar around her neck and had spikes coming off of her shoes 

 

she would have mental breakdowns a lot and like call her mom crying in her bed wanting to drop out of college and go home lol 

 

and I'd wake up to the sound of her puking a lot because she drank and did a lot of pills 

 

 

 

one of my friends from down the hall was nosy and looking through her stuff and found a back pack just full to the brim with prescription pills lol 

 

and we looked under her bed and found more. it was insane. 

last edit on 12/14/2019 6:06:49 PM
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Blanc said: 

why is it only certain girls like pickles and it's always... a certain type... 

What, Jewish? 

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Blanc said: 

I had a room mate that was really into pickles and just ate bags of them like out of a ziplock 

she also ate beef jerky and wore nothing but camouflage and then put a big shrine of photos of her boyfriend on the wall in the shape of a heart 

Sounds like a Sodium Junkie. 

 

and I'd wake up to the sound of her puking a lot because she drank and did a lot of pills 

one of my friends from down the hall was nosy and looking through her stuff and found a back pack just full to the brim with prescription pills lol 

Huh fancy that, even more potential dehydration. 

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Blanc said: 

Looks like Tyler the Creator in drag. But even more theatrical. 

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omg imagine her and Tyler the creator doing an SNL skit together 

 

also they could get married 

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