why do we eat yams 

 

can we please stop making cookies that taste disgusting just because it's Christmas 

 

I hate jelly filled donuts 

 

I don't want to sit and have dinner with my family on christmas 

 

don't even like the smell of christmas trees but I pretend to hoping that I can convince myself it's pleasant 

 

christmas carols are annoying 

 

and all the other festivities 

 

I'd rather stay inside by the fire 

 

and smoke weed 

 

and go online shopping 

 

and I don't want any presents

 

unless it's a Lamborghini